Friday, November 20, 2009

Hilarious

I had a great time chatting with this guy. This is so freaking hilarious even Joseph and Kelvin saw this they cannot stop laughing. The conversation goes like this...

Guy: Hi
Me: Hello

Guy: Oh, Bye.
Me: Diam la, go BJ la.

Guy: BJ?
Me: YA! BJ!

Guy: What is that?
Me: Blow job la! -.-"

Guy: Got such job meh?
Me: Ya.

Guy: Do what de?
Me: Blow lor.

Guy: Blow what?
Me: Blow la! -.-"

Guy: all you have to do is blow?
Me: Ya.

Guy: How much?
Me: Er, they count by sticks de. Maybe $200 per stick.

Guy: Really? Sing dollar ah or rupiah?
Me: SING DOLLAR LA!

Guy: Oh what stick?
Me: They got black and white stick. which stick you want?

Guy: WHITE!
Me: Okay, I think you go google it for more details. Got company de.

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After searching Google,

Guy: WTF! Blow job = Oral Sex? -.-"
Me: LOL! You seriously don't know? Got so innocent meh? -.-"

Guy: You think everybody like you ah? Can think of such things!
Me: Oh, Come on. It's common.

Guy: Diam la. You think funny ah! DIAM!
Me: Okay. SO funny la. nice time chatting with you! :D


And our conversation ended. It's not my fault right? I had just be a teacher? Thought someone things! :D SMART ME! :D WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!!

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